Wednesday, March 13, 2013


Seeing as it's almost our (the handsomee boyfrann and i's) two year anniversary, just prepare yourself for some cheddarcheesiness from me....

Let's all hop aboard the time machine train and rewind two years ago to the small weight room of BHS.

Girl gets invited to workout with her lax bud.  They meet up with a hunky football player.
Surprisingly, girl keeps her cool while talking to boy.
(for the most part).

Either way, boy starts liking this girl. And this girl starts liking this boy.
They start hanging out. A lot.

Pumpin iron.
Ice skating.
Taco Bell. (fancyfancy.)
Study dates.
Youth group.
Just Dance parties
Texting nonstop.

And while all of this was happening, the "like" starts growing.
And they both know its coming.
Duh duh duhhhhh.
First Kiss.

One night after a double date, boy had to drop off girl at home.
Girl doesn't remember much of the conversation beforehand..other than the fact she swallowed her gum she was laughing so hard. Thankfully she lived.
They arrive at her house.
Boy gets out of car and walks girl to front step.
They both say they had a nice time.
They hug.
Girl awkwardly/quickly kisses boy on cheek.

So, she walks inside, not quite sure what she's done and instantly calls her friend Megan to vent.

Meanwhile, boy goes back to car.
Boy looks back at front step.
Boy pulls out of driveway.
Boy drives down the road.
Boy sits at stopsign.
Boy has minor inner freakout.
Boy makes a 180 and turns back around.
Boy gets back to driveway.
Boy stares at front step.
Boy then backs out of driveway and pulls away.
Boy arrives again at stop sign.
Boy hesitates.
Boy instantly turns back around to girl's house.
Repeat cycle about 10 more times.

Meanwhile, girl is still chattering away to her friend. She finds her cheek-kiss to be a very big deal.
Girl is freaking out. (little does she know...)

Suddenly, the doorbell rings.
Girl runs downstairs, still on phone.
Girl peeks out behind curtain.
Boy is there admist the blizzard conditions arriving.
Girl tells friend she is gonna have to call her back.
Girl opens door.
Boy standing there in snow and wind, shivering from the cold. (andddd coughnervouscough.)

"Oh hi!"
 *awkward silence*

"Just wanted to let you know, it's a little slippery out there. You should be careful if you wanna drive."
"Okay..........was that all?"
"And...uhh...something else."

Boy steps forward.
Girl stops breathing.
Boy leans forward.
Girl is basically having a full on heart attack.
Last thing she remembers running through her mind....
What did those Seventeen magazine kissing tips say again?! (Smooooooth as silk.)
 THE END. the rest is all for us, folks ;)

"No man... if you wanna kiss her... 
You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! 
You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!" 
-Sebastian Hastings

1 comment

  1. Super fun, Melissa! Way to go, Tom! Way to overcome your inner struggle. Too funny.